LYT's Fast Food Review: The KFC Doublicious
Jul 16 2010, 3:07 PM
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The following review works best if sung/spoken aloud to the beat of Fergie's "Fergalicious":
Doublicious definition
Makes this boy go crazy
They want the spin-off
So they make a rip-off that is lazy
KFC, see, it ain’t breezy
You can’t please me just this easy
There’s a reason the Double Down pleased ‘em
This is a cynical attempt to squeeze ‘em
Doublicious (It’s not the Double Down!)
Not delicious (the spongy bun just makes me frown!)
No, it ain’t grease-viscous
And if you were suspicious
The grilled bun’s dryness is pernicious
I got wishes
That KFC food won’t suck, suck
But I be findin’ not much luck
When I look at what I got
(One, one, dry, breast)
Not delicious
(It’s not, not)
So delicious
(They cut the thing in half)
Not delicious
(It loses taste on a dry bun)
The Doublicious
(N-n-nasty, nasty)
Doublicious def-
Doublicious def-
Doublicious definition
Brings the people round
They almost think they know it, looks like half a Double
Down
D to the O, U-B-L-E
Double should mean TWO, you stupid cooks of KFC!
Doublicious
(not delicious)
My dry mouth’s getting’ vicious
I be cravin’ extra lettuce
Or some sauce, within my wishes
This is witless
(Ooh yeah)
The grilled breast don’t quite suck, suck
But I’m still not linin’ up
On Del Taco I will sup
Not delicious
(A dud, dud)
No delicious
(It hits my stomach with a thud, thud)
Not delicious
(If you want a taste of the Double Down...)
No Doublicious
More LYT Fast Food Reviews may be found at
this link
The following review works best if sung/spoken aloud to the beat of Fergie's "Fergalicious":
Doublicious definition
Makes this boy go crazy
They want the spin-off
So they make a rip-off that is lazy
KFC, see, it ain’t breezy
You can’t please me just this easy
There’s a reason the Double Down pleased ‘em
This is a cynical attempt to squeeze ‘em
Doublicious (It’s not the Double Down!)
Not delicious (the spongy bun just makes me frown!)
No, it ain’t grease-viscous
And if you were suspicious
The grilled bun’s dryness is pernicious
I got wishes
That KFC food won’t suck, suck
But I be findin’ not much luck
When I look at what I got
(One, one, dry, breast)
Not delicious
(It’s not, not)
So delicious
(They cut the thing in half)
Not delicious
(It loses taste on a dry bun)
The Doublicious
(N-n-nasty, nasty)
Doublicious def-
Doublicious def-
Doublicious definition
Brings the people round
They almost think they know it, looks like half a Double Down
D to the O, U-B-L-E
Double should mean TWO, you stupid cooks of KFC!
Doublicious
(not delicious)
My dry mouth’s getting’ vicious
I be cravin’ extra lettuce
Or some sauce, within my wishes
This is witless
(Ooh yeah)
The grilled breast don’t quite suck, suck
But I’m still not linin’ up
On Del Taco I will sup
Not delicious
(A dud, dud)
No delicious
(It hits my stomach with a thud, thud)
Not delicious
(If you want a taste of the Double Down...)
No Doublicious
More LYT Fast Food Reviews may be found at
this link
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