Story of the century: Brett Michaels brain hemmorhage caused by "Busty Cops 3"

Rolling Stone magazine is on a roll.  Last year, they exposed Goldman Sachs, which ultimately lead to a federal indictment and momentum for a financial reform package.  And now this. 

Rolling Stone's Austin Scaggs has finally convinced rock & roll survivor Bret Michaels to fess up to what he was watching on TV when his near-fatal hemmorhate struck last month. The truth: "I was going back and forth from SportsCenter to Busty Cops 3," the Poison frontman and Celebrity Apprentice finalist admits. "Maybe that's what did it!" he says about the intensity of the "Skin-e-max" flick.

This medical case study will be a highlight in the annals of the New England Journal of Medicine.  (Or a great episode of House.)  And it's a dire warning to us all.  Be careful of female cops who are well endowed.  We've long worried about what outside stimulus can harm our medulla oblongatas.  Do cell phones create harmful radiation?  Are SSRI pills dulling our natural moods?  Are we eating too much cabbage?

Now we have conclusive evidence that female authority figures with jiggling mammory glands may make our brains explode.  From a personal standpoint, I can say that a long time ago -  when I saw Big Breasted Bosses April 2010 edition, I was worried about my personal safety.  Something was happening to my brain.  I could feel it.   I turned it off to prevent more swelling. And now... well I don't know what to think. 

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So many questions.  Is it their cup size?  Is it their position of power?  What exactly is the chemical mix that makes these women such a threat to our synapses?  Are we to be wary of all professionals with large chest appendages?  Should we quarantine all professional women with big cantaloupes in the interest of public safety?  

Should we be wary of every daily situations like this: 

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Also, why is Busty Cops 2 available online but not Busty Cops 3?  According to Amazon, Busty Cops 2 came out in 2004.  Why such a long wait between cinematic treasures?  We've had two Transfomers movies in three years. Two Iron Man movies in the same period.  Are the filmmakers secretly aware of the power these movies contain?  Are they fearful that many more men, women and children may fall susceptible to the clear and present dangers of plunging cleavage, furry handcuffs and black nightsticks?

Thank you for listening.

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