JERSEY SHORE Talking Boobleheads Coming Soon

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1. a woman's breast

2. a stupid person, a rural oaf.

I think that pretty much sums up the premise of JERSEY SHORE.

That being said, I have no idea why "Snooki" would be first choice over JWOWW!, although at 6 inches tall it could almost be considered a life-size statue.  The other two boobs, bobbleheads in the first series are "The Situation" complete with point at abs and Pauly D with headphones.  Some of the wisdom these bobblers impart include:

"You gotta stay fresh-to-death; I call it … fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh."

"I'm not trashy … unless I drink too much."

"Everybody loves me … babies, dogs, you know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."

More information will be forthcoming soon from

Of course, I can't wait.

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