And Now We Commence the iPad Jokes Segment...

I’ll just get it all out of my system now. Did Apple recently hire a brand new marketing team of cavemen?

 

iPad?

 

Really?

 

I understand the misconception that women are a minority in gadget sales, but we’re not. And we’re not stupid. And know what makes us really pissed? Stupid Marketing.

 

Aside from the obvious argument that can be made as to whether or not the new iPad is truly innovative or whatever to warrant the $499 price tag, the name is stupid.

 

So, without further hesitation, here are the hilarious corresponding iPad apps and slogans as suggested in my Twitter feed today:

 

iMidol

iShutUp

iTissues

iNeedChocolate

iMOutOfChocolate&HaveAGun

iMSorry

iCry

iCravings

iAmRelaxed!

iLcohol

iToilet

 

iPad –Now 50% More Absorbent!

 

Feel free to add your faves below:

 

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