10 Horrible Horror Taglines
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Feb 4 2010, 11:02 PM
Earlier this week, The Huffington Post put up a piece about the worst movie taglines. There were some great ones in there and it made me flash to a bit of research I did for my book about bad movies that was cut from the final edit for space.
But behold, fellow geeks, the worst horror taglines I could unearth from their graves. If you've got others, let me know.
“When you can't breathe, you can't scream” – Anaconda (1997)
“See natives eaten alive by giant vultures!” - Beast Of Blood (1971)
“The scream that shocks the screen with
300,000 volts of horror! Inhuman! Invincible! Inescapable!” – The
Indestructible Man (1956)
“Calvanism.
Catholicism. Buckets of blood.” – Jack Of Hearts (1993)
“In cyberspace, no-one can hear you
scream.” – .com For Murder (2002)
“Cheaper
than a Chainsaw!” – The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
“Eyes Like Hot Coals...Fangs Like Razors! Khorda
the Deathmaster Has Left His Tomb!” – Deathmaster (1972)
“Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!” - Frogs (1972)
“This time it’s personal” - Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
“Take the stairs, take the stairs. For God’s sake, take the stairs!” –
The Lift (1983)
Michael Adams' book about his quest to find the worst movie ever made is out now. It's called Showgirls, Teen Wolves, And Astro Zombies and it is but a click away!
Earlier this week, The Huffington Post put up a piece about the worst movie taglines. There were some great ones in there and it made me flash to a bit of research I did for my book about bad movies that was cut from the final edit for space.
But behold, fellow geeks, the worst horror taglines I could unearth from their graves. If you've got others, let me know.
“When you can't breathe, you can't scream” – Anaconda (1997)
“See natives eaten alive by giant vultures!” - Beast Of Blood (1971)
“The scream that shocks the screen with
300,000 volts of horror! Inhuman! Invincible! Inescapable!” – The
Indestructible Man (1956)
“Calvanism.
Catholicism. Buckets of blood.” – Jack Of Hearts (1993)
“In cyberspace, no-one can hear you
scream.” – .com For Murder (2002)
“Cheaper
than a Chainsaw!” – The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
“Eyes Like Hot Coals...Fangs Like Razors! Khorda
the Deathmaster Has Left His Tomb!” – Deathmaster (1972)
“Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!” - Frogs (1972)
“This time it’s personal” - Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
“Take the stairs, take the stairs. For God’s sake, take the stairs!” –
The Lift (1983)
Michael Adams' book about his quest to find the worst movie ever made is out now. It's called Showgirls, Teen Wolves, And Astro Zombies and it is but a click away!
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