AVATAR - The Porn Adaptation?
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Jan 7 2010, 8:01 PM
The question isn't if, it's when.
With Avatar soon to be the biggest box-office blockbuster ever, it's only a matter of time before the porn industry serves up sloppy seconds. But just how predictable will the interstellar humpfest be?
And can the industry crank out a 3-D version quickly enough to cash in?
Here are my bets.
Title: Avatass
Tagline: “You’ve Got Tail”
Setting: Pandwhora
Parody character names: Jerk Solely, Nothairy.
Announced: Next week
Released: March
3D or not 3D? Not the first one, but no doubt there'll be more than one such parody.
The question isn't if, it's when.
With Avatar soon to be the biggest box-office blockbuster ever, it's only a matter of time before the porn industry serves up sloppy seconds. But just how predictable will the interstellar humpfest be?
And can the industry crank out a 3-D version quickly enough to cash in?
Here are my bets.
Title: Avatass
Setting: Pandwhora
Parody character names: Jerk Solely, Nothairy.
Announced: Next week
Released: March
3D or not 3D? Not the first one, but no doubt there'll be more than one such parody.
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